Crushed my plans of cultivating a "bicycle face".
After reading these rules, the only thing I could do is to go for a long ride! It's my personal rebellion :)
"Don’t scratch a match on the seat of your bloomers..."
Well how else is a lady supposed to light her own farts while bicycling, then?
"Don’t ignore the laws of the road because you are a woman."
Even then they understood how the world worked, lost wisdom unfortunately.
After reading these rules, the only thing I could do is to go for a long ride! It's my personal rebellion :)
"Don’t scratch a match on the seat of your bloomers..."
Well how else is a lady supposed to light her own farts while bicycling, then?
"Don’t ignore the laws of the road because you are a woman."
Even then they understood how the world worked, lost wisdom unfortunately.